How to get Away with Murder


“Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They’ll tell you I’m the biggest Mutha… Hen
I love them all and all of them love me –
Because the system works;
the system called reciprocity!

Got a little motto
Always sees me through –
When you’re good to Mama, Mama’s good to you!

There’s a lot of favors
I’m prepared to do
You do one for Mama, she’ll do one for you!”

– Matron Mama Morton